What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON
omfg
Tracks
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
Tyler eases the situation
i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg
cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
(Source: foxnewsofficial)
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
strider69: so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”
and i just
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
woogity woogity woogity
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
